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Things that make me happy:
Snuggling with my boys in the morning.
Tuna fish
Getting ass grabbed by my husband
A great book
A fun video game
The sound of my boys laughing together
A perfect margarita
A steak grilled to perfection
A movie that makes me laugh AND cry
The kids doing their chores without being reminded
Gracie's tail wagging
A great report card
A trip to the country
Auctions
70 degree days
Our annual Memorial Day party
Talking to my sister
Hearing from my niece
When my husband "gets it" without me having to say a word
Like a Prayer by Madonna
Finding a funny new website
Katz's pastrami on rye with mustard
My boys faces on Christmas morning
Trips to Florida
Swimming
A belly laugh
A great blog


Things That Piss Me Off:
Crowds
Telling my kids to do their chores repeatedly
Busy signals (wtf? Call waiting?)
Assholes on message boards
People cutting in line
People who don't clean up after their dogs
Shitty teachers
Pompous people
Starting the news with the weather when it's snowing in January (Snow in August I can understand)
Citywide standardized tests
People with a sense of entitlement
People who scam to get things they're not supposed to
Liars (Everyone lies I know..it's the pathological ones that irk me)
Senseless deaths
Parents who think their way of parenting is the ONLY way to parent

Ok that's all I could think of on this early Sunday morning. I'm sure I'll think of something else that pisses me off but this will do for now.

1 comments:

Retro Housewife said...

Spoken like a true New Yawkah.